the tyranny of the about me page
How the heck can we corner our luscious limitless beings into something as concrete as mere words, right?
So, I did something rather unusual...
I downloaded all of my reviews from over the years, asked my socials how they would describe me, and plopped the list into a word cloud generator...
And, voila!
This is what emerged:
I downloaded all of my reviews from over the years, asked my socials how they would describe me, and plopped the list into a word cloud generator...
And, voila!
This is what emerged:
what i learned was...
People don't get a reading, take a class, or mentor with me because I am the "BEST PSYCHIC IN THE WHOLE WORLD" (omg, hardly).
But, people enjoy working with me because of how they feel when with me, in addition to all of the bells and whistles.
And, if you are thinking about whether you would like to work with me, perhaps a good place to start is to look at that word map and decide if I am the kind of lady you who can serve your heart in exactly the right way you need.
But you need more than just to feel a certain way. You have things to do, places to see, choices to make.
And, you want to to live your life consciously connected to this incredible, vibrant universe.
You are here because you care about your karmic lessons, you are on a larger path that encompasses the entirety of you, even when you are at the store picking up some martini olives.
And I want to dive right into all of that with you.
But, people enjoy working with me because of how they feel when with me, in addition to all of the bells and whistles.
And, if you are thinking about whether you would like to work with me, perhaps a good place to start is to look at that word map and decide if I am the kind of lady you who can serve your heart in exactly the right way you need.
But you need more than just to feel a certain way. You have things to do, places to see, choices to make.
And, you want to to live your life consciously connected to this incredible, vibrant universe.
You are here because you care about your karmic lessons, you are on a larger path that encompasses the entirety of you, even when you are at the store picking up some martini olives.
And I want to dive right into all of that with you.
This is how i show up for you
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I am a glorified court reporter - My work is to step out of my own way and act as a conveyer of information between you and Spirit.
I am a cosmic meteorologist - I read predictions fully aware that they are only probabilities. Ones that can change and shift the moment we speak them. I am the good friend - Casual, warm, and intimate are my sessions: like someone you might have known for years. |
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I am the no-nonsense aunt - I will tell it as I see it, even if it is hard. I do that with love as much as I possibly can. I am a space-holder - I welcome all of your emotions, even (especially) the tough ones. I am a catalyst - Readings with me tend to be big, I've always had a talent for helping people grow in big ways. |
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I am your guide at the crossroads - I have an uncanny knack for defining your choices so clearly that your decision is easy to make.
I am a Magician - I am a big worker of manifestation magic. It is not uncommon that clients have huge personal life shifts after a session with me. I am a servant of the Universe - I show you the ways in which you are always connected to the Grand Work and how all the small things are really also the big things, too. Oh, and that you matter. A whole, whole lot. |
book cred, street cred - i got that, too
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Are we vibing, now?
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